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laserpants said: TEXT HIM A PHOTO OF A FEDORA OH GOD DO IT


hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg i should.  if he ever initiates contact with me again, i will.  for now i think the “wow, must be rough” chased him off.  I HOPE.

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laserpants said: i know it was a different dude haha. i was just making a general comment ON MEN


hahaha, oh yeah, i figured.  i just wanted to bring up that ALCOHOLIC thing again because it’s making my life rn.  jeeeeesus christ, guys are such douchebags.

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laserpants said: QUESTION THOUGH AFTER YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM WHICH I AM ASSUMING IS HOW IT WENT DOWN DID YOU SAY YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS AND DID HE TELL YOU THE FRIEND ZONE MAKES HIM PUKE


my missing e won’t let me just reply to this the usual way SO I AM SURE YOU ARE JUDGING ME. 

but also i am judging you because DUH NO THE FRIEND ZONE MAKES HIM AN ALCOHOLIC OK GET IT RIGHT.  this was a different dude though.  but after i broke up with him he did text me to tell him i owed him $20 hahahahahaha.  clearly i broke his heart.

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laserpants replied to your post: please do the spy/bond au

please don’t help at all the arctic no matter how much z begs it is better this way

ellot replied to your post: please do the spy/bond au

ahahahahaha I JUST CHOKED I LAUGHED SO HARD

this is obviously gonna be my greatest work ever.

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laserpants replied to your photo

girl are you wearing skinny jeans

laserpants replied to your photo

because errone knows you can’t put shit in the front pockets of yr skinny jeans

tazer obviously doesn’t know that.  where were you when he needed you, bb.  WHERE WERE YOU.

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laserpants replied to your photo: i don’t even know what to say about your hair…

yikes

basically.

monalisasnmadhatters replied to your post: monalisasnmadhatters replied to your photo: i…

lol i’m clearly gonna be in the minority here (as the more I look at it, the more I like it) but it’s all good :D

yes, you really are, hahaha.  i don’t hate it, it’s just super — 1950s?  i’m not even sure how to describe it.  and after the glory that was his disney prince convention hair, it’s kind of a tragedy.

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laserpants replied to your post: monalisasnmadhatters replied to your post:…

likely story bro

your mom

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cetera

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elqiao replied to your post: can you please write a kane/toews cop au

Clearly they need to go undercover to a gay bar on Rocky Horror theme night.

laserpants replied to your post: can you please write a kane/toews cop au

rip undercover in a gay bar ;____________;

I DID MY PART FOR UNDERCOVER IN A GAY BAR, OK?  maybe i will just take that fic and change the names and call it a k/t cop au.  FLAWLESS IDEA. 

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laserpants replied to your post: P, O, R, N, Z

wow

what that was all 100% legit

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laserpants replied to your post: Z FOR ZARA OBVS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that is all

stop talking to me i’m leaving super awesome notes on yr fic

legit though tey’re really good

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