Waiiiiiit. These things aren’t true? YOU CRUSH MY DREAMS.
maybe if you work hard enough at it you can MAKE them true. quick, fly up to winnipeg and see if you can’t trick tazer into snorting some lines. tell him it’ll finally get rid of the whole “captain serious” myth — i bet he’ll jump at the chance.
STOP LIVING IN DENIAL ZARA IT’S UNATTRACTIVE
i just can’t face the truth, bb. THIS IS OUR DARKEST HOUR. you saw how hungover all the dudes were at the convention. clearly tazer is leading them down the dark path of wild partying and i just can’t face it. next thing you know they’ll be taking shots on the bench and doing key bumps in the dressing room IF THEY’RE NOT ALREADY THAT IS DDDDDDD:
THIS IS THE BEST THING
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my whole life.
W O W i guess we are seeing what kind of people you two really are. i can’t believe you’re taking pleasure in this when this hawks team is COLLAPSING BEFORE OUR VERY EYES. jonathan toews needs your HELP not your lulz.
Anonymous said: do you really think jonny toews is a drug addict?
yes 5000% that boy does lines for breakfast lunch and dinner
for srs, though: no, anon, i do not think tazer is a drug addict. and even if he were, i don’t think he’d be stupid enough to try to foist coke on underage randos. for the record, i also do not think kaner and sharpy got into a fistfight. nor do i think kaner is/was a cokehead.
thanks for this ask, though, it was wonderful. <3
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
imagine jim and bones high fiving each other now and then and spock assuming they’re in an S&M relationship because they keep spanking each other’s hands