this is the best picture in history.
I just kicked my legs in happiness.
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gq:
Ellie Kemper Asks: Can Men Be Funny?
“Reading a chapter from Warren Buffett’s Tap Dancing to Work the other day, I was surprised to find myself chuckling out loud. Now this guy is kind of funny, I thought to myself as I turned the page and grabbed another Danish. This guy is kind of making me laugh. And those thoughts that I had quietly, in my head, to myself, made me realize just how rarely I do have those thoughts in my head. And that thought led me to another thought, which was: why is that? Why, on the whole, are men just not that funny?”
“Guys, do you want to know a secret? You don’t have to be funny in order to attract us. Believe us, between your scalps and your calves, you’ve already got us. Your narrow, decrescendoing hips, and your soft, very hairy thighs leave us breathless. The truth is, there is no evolutionary cause for you to have to be funny. And precisely because your ancestors, and your ancestors’ grandparents, and your ancestors’ grandparents’ grandparents, and so on and so on, had no procreative need to cultivate a sense of humor and performance, you literally do not have it in your DNA.”
no one touch the comment section it’s so perfect
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Shoes
1913
Whitaker Auctions
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The Republican nominee for lieutenant governor of Virginia thinks gays are “ikky.” And, like, a zillion other crazy things.
hey fandom, could we maybe put a moratorium on using “dubcon” jokingly as a verb to mean “talk/trick someone into something”? please? not really a laughing matter.
“Some of you are graduating summa cum laude. Some of you are graduating magna cum laude. And some of you are graduating thank you laude.” — PRESIDENT OBAMA, giving the commencement speech at Morehouse College (via CBS News)
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Bees.
Bees?
Bees.
WORST NIGHTMARE
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